Hell hath officially frozen over because guess who just released a Daily Devotional book? Caribou Barbie herself, Sarah Palin. I peeked inside, y’all. It offers such inspired nuggets of bullshit wisdom as: -Justification for Islamophobia -Disdain for Immigrants -Open Carry Enthusiasm I wish I were kidding. Governor Arctic Asshat has […]
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Why Childhood Hunger Is EVERYONE’S Concern: Please Feed Our Children, Mr. President
Recently, I read an article on the website, Scary Mommy, highlighting the viral post of a teacher who maintains a food pantry in her classroom for hungry kids. Most of her students come from a low-income demographic and struggle with food insecurity. Our current POTUS administration is threatening to cut […]
This Is What Happens When You Talk About Other Women In Front of Girls
By Whitney Fleming of Playdates on Fridays “She looks like Malibu Barbie and sounds equally as dumb. Like she is the role model I want for my girls.” I sat and listened to two women talk at a long, crowded Starbucks table as their young daughters played on an iPad. […]
Women Are Getting Plastic Surgery To Look Like Ivanka Trump, Because That’s Totally Sane
It’s time for another edition of things rich people waste their money on. A Houston plastic surgeon says his clients are spending tens of thousands of dollars to look like First Daughter Ivanka Trump. Dr. Franklin Rose told USA Today that Ivanka “is sort of the new style icon” in […]
My Breakup Letter to Facebook: Let’s Just Be Friends
By Jennifer Hesse of Jestify Dear Facebook: We need to chat. Though it pains me to PM this, I have to be honest and share not just what I’m doing, but also how I’m feeling. Something has changed between us. I’m afraid we’ve drifted apart. What started out as a […]
New Trump, Same As the Old Trump
By Lauren Salkin of Think Spin Last week, television viewers watched the relaunch of President Trump. A New Trump, who looked like the Old Trump but didn’t insult anybody. Before stepping behind the podium, Old Trump pressed an imaginary reset button he thought would erase all the bad things he said […]
Streisand Blames Trump for Weight Gain, We Offer Even More Stress-Related Food Pairings
The Trump Presidency is driving Americans to the brink. Meanwhile in Twitterville, funny girl Barbra Streisand is finding the humor in it. She jokes that the insanity of Donald’s presidency is causing her to gain weight due to stress eating. So apparently stars are just like us because I’m over […]
Emma Watson Shows Skin; World Calls for her Banishment from Feminism
Emma Watson (A.K.A. Hermione Granger A.K.A. Belle from Beauty and the Beast A.K.A. alumna of Brown University A.K.A. UN Women Goodwill Ambassador A.K.A. founder of feminist campaign HeForShe) is in the news for *gasp* showing part of her breasts in a Vanity Fair photo. And now, all of the above-mentioned titles […]