If you’ve been following me for any significant amount of time, you know that I have the maturity level of a 13-year-old middle school boy. Which is why when Throwboy reached out to me about doing a giveaway for their awesome Poop Emoji Pillow, I WAS ECSTATIC.

Not only would I get to give something to one lucky reader for FREE, but also that something would be a poop pillow. A POOP PILLOW. It’s like all my hopes and dreams collided in a single, kaleidoscopic moment of orgasmic thrill.

I don’t need to tell you that my boys were over the moon about this pillow and accompanying diaper bag clip. Ewing ran around the house with it, giggle-shouting, “He’s a poopy guy!!!” Alister suggested I replace the lanyard to which my work keys are attached with the diaper bag clip. And we all agreed that finally, instead of threatening to make each other sleep on a poop pillow (Yes, we do that. Regularly.), we could actually make each other sleep on a poop pillow.

And like it.

Want one for yourself? Enter the giveaway via the widget below, and prepare to be the potential new owner of these:

The giveaway runs from Sunday, 4/26 to Saturday, 5/2. The winner will be shipped an Emoji Poop Pillow and diaper bag clip directly from Throwboy. All you have to do to enter is:

1.) visit me on Facebook and give my page a “like” if you’re so inclined

2.) leave a comment on this post with the reasons why you NEED this pillow and diaper bag clip (because we all NEED this for sure)

Happy pooping, people!