You know what they say: The Christmas tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this holiday season.
Got a boozy friend or family member on your gift list this year? Perhaps even yourself? Then look no further than Amazon to fulfill those shopping needs. Their Santa Hat Flask takes creative gifting to level: PRO.
Sold by Stupid Gifts (how appropriate) and fulfilled by Amazon, the Santa Hat Flask comes in your choice of red, green, and black and includes a detachable flask for easy cleaning, which fits into a zippered pouch within the hat for discreet binge drinking (because if you’re gonna get roaring drunk at this year’s company party or intolerable family gathering, it’s best not to let anyone in on your shenanigans until you break that priceless vase on Grandma’s mantle with those sweet break dance moves that only come out once you’re four shots deep into the Johnny Walker Blue).
Best of all? The thing costs under $20, so even if you only plan to use it once or wind up losing it in the fireplace during your awesome rendition of The Worm, you’ve still gotten your money’s worth.
Whether you’re looking to win the award for Best Gag Gift this year or are serious about themed drunkenness, you can’t go wrong with a Santa Hat Flask.
Besides, this has proven to be one bitch of a year. I’m not sure we’ve EVER needed a Santa Hat Flask more in our entire lives.
Here’s to saying farewell to this year with as much jolly inebriation and as many middle fingers as we can muster.
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