Tag: Elf on the shelf

Just tone it down a bit so we don’t look like such hot messes, m’kay? Thanks! Love you!

Humor, Parenting

Valentine’s Day is Here and I Have a Message For All the Pinterest Moms

by Sammiches Guest Writer

Just tone it down a bit so we don’t look like such hot messes, m’kay? Thanks! Love you!

I thought we were safe, but my friends fell victim. Even my husband wants to bring "the magic" into our home. But nope, I'm still holding the line. Still saying NO to the Elf on the Shelf.

Humor, Parenting

Back Away From the Elf

by Sammiches Guest Writer

I thought we were clear of the Elf on the Shelf, but my friends fell victim. Even my husbands wants to bring “the magic” into our home. NOPE.

Parents, don't blame yourself if your stupid elf didn't move last night. I mean, it's probably your kids' fault right?

Humor, Parenting

10 Reasons Your Elf Didn’t Move Last Night

by Sammiches Guest Writer

If mornings don’t suck enough, add sad faces when the children discover that their beloved Elf On The Shelf has not moved during the night. He has remained in the same spot he was found in yesterday and, thus, did not make the trip home to Santa to discuss […]