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Elf on the shelf

Back Away From the Elf

December 18, 2020 By Sammiches Guest Writer

I thought we were safe, but my friends fell victim. Even my husband wants to bring "the magic" into our home. But nope, I'm still holding the line. Still saying NO to the Elf on the Shelf.

I thought we were clear of the Elf on the Shelf, but my friends fell victim. Even my husbands wants to bring “the magic” into our home. NOPE.

Filed Under: Humor, Parenting Tagged With: Christmas, Elf on the shelf, Family, holidays, magic, presents

10 Reasons Your Elf Didn’t Move Last Night

December 11, 2019 By Sammiches Guest Writer

Parents, don't blame yourself if your stupid elf didn't move last night. I mean, it's probably your kids' fault right?

By Brandi Puga of Big Fit Fam If mornings don’t suck enough, add sad faces when the children discover that their beloved Elf On The Shelf has not moved during the night. He has remained in the same spot he was found in yesterday and, thus, did not make the trip home to Santa to […]

Filed Under: Humor, Parenting Tagged With: Elf on the shelf, funny elf on the shelf, Naughty elf, Parents hate elf on the shelf

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