As my husband and I were driving down the road the other day, we saw a peculiar bumper sticker on the back of a guy’s truck that read, “I ♥ My Wife.” While that’s nice and all, we found it a bizarre message for a bumper sticker and began joking that there must be some subtext there we missed that really spices the message up. Something like, “I ♥ My Wife (except when she speaks her dumb whore mind).”
And then we began thinking about what bumper stickers would be like if they were brutally honest — if they said what we’re all really thinking or doing instead of what we want others to believe we’re thinking and doing.
Here are just a few examples:
1. Judgment Day
2. Oopsie
3. Uncle Sam’s a’Coming
4. Party Time
5. Warm Spot
6. What’s For Dinner?
7. Bad WiFi
8. Happiness Is
9. Catwalk
10. Home Is Where…
Imagine how much better things would be if we just put it all out there. Or, you know what, maybe not.