Ask any mom you know what the most amazing moment of their life was and they will all say it was the birth of their baby. Every single mom will name this single moment as the earth shattering greatest…HANDS DOWN nothing tops it. Whether you dreamed about the mommy moment […]
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Dear Mom: Dinner Really Isn’t That Hard
By Barrie Bismark of Daily Dump Dear Mom, You may think that dinner time is exhausting, chaotic, and frustrating. I see you secretly wiping away those tears as all hell breaks loose every single day. I feel bad for being a large part of your dinner time drinking…so, I wanted […]
Got a Weird Kid? Target Has You Covered This Halloween.
Photo: Target.com Got a weird kid? Target has you covered this Halloween. For $30, you can make your tiny eccentric’s dreams come true, transforming him/her into a funky frankfurter. Target knows that not everyone wants to go the traditional route on October 31st. Some kids march to the beat of their own […]
Guide to Pumping Breast Milk at Work
By DW McKinney Congratulations! You have the exciting job of being a mother and a productive member of the workforce. As you embark on new adventures full of near exhaustion, don’t forget to maintain the proper nutritional habits for your little one. Enter the breast pump! Initially invented to punish […]
Sorry, Kids. This Mom Says If You Want The WiFi Password, Clean The Kitchen.
Parents have been bribing children to do their chores for years. Years! In fact, I’m willing to bet that these “youth incentive programs” have been around since the dawn of mankind. (I mean, when I was growing up, you got a couple bucks a week if you made your bed, […]
“I Have Kids” and Other Reasons I Won’t Call You Back
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama At any given time, I have several unchecked voicemails on my phone. Yes, the majority of them are just my mom. But there are plenty from other well-meaning friends and family who are still holding out hope that someday I’ll return their phone calls. […]
Let Me Tell You a Story About My Boobs
By Katie Wadland of EatSleepMomRepeat. So I had the pleasure of going in for my first mammogram recently. I had been having some mild pain in my left breast for a while and happened to mention this to my ObGyn at my recent visit. I couldn’t feel any lumps and fortunately, […]
Being a SAHM Is My “Upside Down”
By Lauren Mullen Are you watching Stranger Things? Of course you are; you’re not a monster (pun totally intended). You know how there’s the regular world, and then there’s the Upside Down? Well, I am currently living in my own personal version of the Upside Down. It feels like everything […]