By Jordan of Motherhood Collective In Ire City, Louisiana, a local man came home Tuesday to a shocking scene. Martin Smithfield returned from work at his usual time of 5:42 p.m. to find his wife Janice Smithfield wearing pants that required both buttoning and zipping. She was also wearing makeup, including eyeliner […]
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Mother Refuses to Have Kid’s Hair Cut Due to Condition Known as Toddlerism
By Jordan of Motherhood Collective A mother in Cut & Shoot, Texas, has reportedly made the difficult decision to never have her child’s hair cut again. Sharon Wimple made the shocking discovery that her eighteen-month-old son Jason suffers from a rare genetic condition known as ‘Toddlerism,’ which results in him being […]
Dear Kids, Excuse Me While I Stare at the Eclipse so I Don’t Have to Look at This Mess Anymore
By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Kids, I’m super sorry I threatened to dismember every Barbie left on the floor, limb by awkwardly-bent limb. I totally regret my promises to have Zumba practice on top of all the shit in your room if you won’t clean it up. It’s just… I’m tired […]
Local Mom Unable to Stop Talking in Clickbait
By Shya Gibbons of Vintage Dreams With A Modern Twist A mom in Missouri is facing divorce for reasons that are startling! The reasons why may shock you! Continue on to the next paragraph to find out why… Thirty-nine-year-old Sharon Doogle returned home one day to find her husband and children […]
Mom’s Post About Not Missing a Single Dose of Her Child’s Antibiotics Goes Viral
By Jen Gregory of The Runaway Mama Moms are the masters of multitasking and the champions of getting all the things done. Simply put, they are superheroes, but they do have a Kryptonite: Antibiotics. Moms everywhere lament giving prescription medication to their kids, and popular mom blogger, Maxi Parker of Maxed Out Mom, […]
Mom Named “Worst Mom Ever” by Son
By Barrie Bismark of The Daily Dump A local mother was just named worst mom in the world by her 9-year-old son. When the boy was interviewed about why he made this claim, he stated, “I was the only 4th grader in the whole city that didn’t have slime to bring […]
Women’s Boxing Champ Uses Facebook Moms’ Group to Train for Fight
By Pam Waldman Local mom and National Boxing Champion, Melissa Davidson, knew she had to get back into shape after giving birth to her first child just 4 months ago. Stressed from being a new mom, and looking for guidance, she joined the Facebook group “Pom Pom Moms.” But what […]
Father Accidentally Loses Toddler in Messy House
A local father is feeling very relieved after he began to question whether he’d lost his toddler while his wife was away. “I was pretty excited to finally spend some time with my son. My wife is always home with him. When she told me she’d like to visit […]