First thing’s first: I swear. Ask my kids and they’ll tell you their mom doesn’t hold back when the shit hits the fan, and she makes sure everyone in the house hears loud and clear straight from her lips that the “SHIT has hit the FUCKING fan!” I’m a firm believer that nothing releases mom […]
Musings on Motherhood: Is This Reality?
From deep reflections on parenting to ill-advised parenting advice and a humorous take on raising children while barley balancing it all. Rarely right, sometimes funny, always honest. Written by a mom fueled by dark humor, caffeine and carbs.
Routine is boring! There are only so many times you can eat at the same place before the thought of ordering the same special of the day makes you want to gag. It’s time to try something new! Shake things up! “Let’s break the monotony that has become our life,” you tell your spouse one […]
Anything I want. All weekend long. No way in hell. These are my responses when people ask what I’m doing for Mother’s Day; whether I’m celebrating Saturday or Sunday and if I think I’m milking it. Mother’s Day is a big freaking deal in my household. It’s always been this way even before I became […]
With two kids under the age of two, it’s hard not to get caught up in the everyday craziness that is parenting. In between the small spats over whose responsible for putting the kids to bed, or drawing straws over who has to change the next blowout, to who has to make a trip to […]