[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] There is a reason your toddler and the family dog are good friends; actually, there are several. If you’ve spent any length of time with them, you’ll notice they have a great deal in common. Here are a few similarities: 1. They don’t like to wear […]
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] By Nicole Johnson of Suburban Sh*t Show: Tales from the Tree-Lined Trenches I can’t believe the things people come up with. Recently, after my rant about Period Panteez, a friend of mine tossed a gem my way. The Female Urination Device (F.U.D., yes, FUD) or STP (stand-to-pee […]
By Nicole Johnson of Suburban Sh*t Show: Tales from the Tree-Lined Trenches The television season has recently come to an end and some great shows have said their final goodbyes. There are five kids’ shows I would love to see end forever. Here is how I envision their finales. 1. Calliou. […]
By Nicole Johnson of Suburban Sh*t Show: Tales from the Tree-Lined Trenches Yes, it is almost summer, and for parents with children between the ages of four to six, it is tee ball season, the embryonic stage of America’s favorite pastime. Sure, seeing your child in an over sized t-shirt in […]
By Nicole Johnson of Suburban Sh*t Show: Tales from the Tree-Lined Trenches This weekend I went to Target because Hockey, the two-year-old, ran out of diapers. Since I am a one-stop kind of gal, I decided I’d also grab my weekly groceries. While shopping, my mind wandered as it always […]
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] By Nicole Johnson of Suburban Sh*t Show: Tales from the Tree-Lined Trenches Yes, I have children and I love them. With my first and even second child, I was probably unable to admit the things below, but with each child came further acceptance of the harsh, though […]