The snow has finally melted, pollen is in the air, and lawn mowers are humming. If these are not validating signs of spring, actual handmade signs are popping up and letting us know we are in a new season: Yard Sale Season. Depending on where you live, these piles of […]
Author: Amber Leventry
Pennsylvania Teachers Given Baseball Bats To Fight Off School Shooters. Yes, I Am Serious
Millcreek School District, located in a suburb of Erie, Pennsylvania, is valiantly doing its part to protect its students from gun violence. All of the district’s 500 teachers were given baseball bats to ward off armed intruders. Before you agree or disagree with this $1,800 decision, let me continue. The […]
Man Takes Cat Lunchbox to Work to Show Bullied Cousin That Men Can Love Whatever They Want
David Pendragon and his cat lunchbox are making a point that should have already been taken by now. After Pendragon learned that his 10-year-old cousin, Ryker, was being teased for the lunchbox he was carrying, he got the same one and took it to work—his corporate and conservative coworkers loved […]
John Oliver Trolls Pence With Gay Bunny And It’s The Most Adorable And Charitable Thing Ever
Comedian John Oliver and host of HBO’s “Last Week Tonight” is trolling Vice President Mike Pence in the most adorable and charitable way possible: with Pence’s own bunny, Marlon Bundo. Marlon Bundo is the Pence family bunny and currently the star of two children’s books—not bad for a creature that […]
A 23-Year-Old Woman Is Selling Her Virginity To The Highest Bidder
An article titled A 23-Year-Old Woman From Wisconsin Is Auctioning Her Virginity And I Am Here For It caught my attention this morning. I totally took the bait and clicked on the link. I don’t judge you for doing the same, because in the wake of the Me Too and […]
Coca-Cola Gave Us Super Bowl Ad Featuring Non-Binary Person. FINALLY.
The Philadelphia Eagles got their first Super Bowl win. Justin Timberlake made it through a half-time show without any nip or zip slips. And This Is Us fans ugly-cried themselves to sleep after getting much wanted answers surrounding Jack’s death. It was a night filled with joy and sadness, where […]
Gay Figure Skater Adam Rippon Is Not Here for Mike Pence’s Bullsh*t
We are just a few weeks away from the Olympic Winter Games in PyeongChang, and this year’s Thank You, Mom commercial from P&G feels more important than ever. When our athletes put it all on the line this year, they are doing it under one flag that is carried by […]
Penis Whitening Is Now a Thing and Headed to a Plastic Surgeon Near You
Because men can’t stop obsessing about the junk between their legs, penis whitening is now a thing. If he who is born with a penis is willing to travel to Lelux Hospital in Bangkok—the joke is not lost on me either—spend $650 and subject said thing to five laser treatments, […]