Spring has sprung! Really? Where? I don't see it as I bundle up my kids for the 89 thousandth time and trudge through snow on spring break. Here are a few other crabby parents bitching about this non-season on twitter.
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Spring has sprung! Really? Where? I don't see it as I bundle up my kids for the 89 thousandth time and trudge through snow on spring break. Here are a few other crabby parents bitching about this non-season on twitter.

Spring has sprung! Ha, no it hasn’t, unless you live somewhere other than the Northeast, Midwest, or a place with actual seasons. Because despite the calendar telling us the time of tulips should be here and nostril icicles should be over, instead, Elsa’s eternal winter is like, “Hold my beer.” So it’s not surprising that many of us head to warmer weather during spring break. And, it’s also not surprising that many of us don’t. Because money. Also, traveling with kids can suck worse than having an infected toenail turn to gangrene.

Therefore, lots of us parents have spent the last few weeks doing the following: Bitching about the cold. Being stuck inside for a week with our kids, while bitching about the cold. And staring at the dust and clutter we’ve accumulated the past few months, while stuck inside with our kids… and bitching about the cold. And we also know the BEST part—spring sports!–is just around the corner. Yay! (*cries*)

So we tweet about it.

Ahhh, don’t you feel better? Yeah, me neither. But that’s spring for ya—the season we look forward to all winter that usually ends up sucking ass. Personally, my fave part is that in our house, baseball season starts soon, so our Saturdays will be spent standing outside for 5 straight hours in freezing drizzle while our kids ask us 800 times how many more innings are left and if they can have a snack. LET’S DO THIS, BITCHES.