OK, so you guys have all seen the Which ___ Are You? quizzes making the rounds on social media, right?  I think most of them are hosted on Buzzfeed, but I’m pretty sure I’ve seen some other website names attached to these things as well.  When I first saw one, I thought it was cute, so I took the quiz and posted my results on Facebook.  When I saw another, I took the quiz and posted the results again.  When I saw a third (and a fourth and a fifth and a…well, you get it), I kept scrolling and wished it would stop already.

It’s not stopping.  It’s not stopping at all.

Not only is it not stopping, but the topics are getting  more and more ridiculous.  Today I saw one beckoning me to click to discover what my inner potato is.  And have you noticed that the questions have nothing to do with what it is you’re trying to figure out you are?  Nothing.  Not.A.Thing.

It was at this point that I decided, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.  I’ve created 3 more quizzes for the internet to take — each with completely irrelevant questions and each more asinine than the one before.  You’re welcome, internet. You’re welcome.

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