Cookie dough, you are so gooey;

Cookie dough, you taste like yum.

Cookie dough, you make me pooey

When there’s too much in my tum.

Cookie dough, you make me happy;

Cookie dough, it’s you I seek.

When I’m feeling down and sappy,

In the fridge I take a peek.

Cookie dough, my ass gets fatter;

Every bite packs on the pounds.

Without you I’d just be madder;

I’m cool squeezing in my gowns.

Cookie dough, my secret lover;

All up in my cheeks you go.

Common sense and health food shover,

I’m your chocolate sugar ho.