In a story that’s sure to get your Facebook mom group in a tizzy, new research is calling into question some of the long-term benefits of breastfeeding. Turns out, nursing your kiddo is not going to turn them into a super genius. An Irish study published in the Journal Pediatrics […]
Author: Kristina Johnson
Women Are Getting Plastic Surgery To Look Like Ivanka Trump, Because That’s Totally Sane
It’s time for another edition of things rich people waste their money on. A Houston plastic surgeon says his clients are spending tens of thousands of dollars to look like First Daughter Ivanka Trump. Dr. Franklin Rose told USA Today that Ivanka “is sort of the new style icon” in […]
Nordstrom Designs World’s Ugliest Pants and Has the Nerve to Call Them Mom Jeans
Mother’s Day is less than 2 months away, so it’s time to start dropping hints about what you’re hoping to unwrap this year. If you’re searching the perfect gift, may I suggest these Clear Knee Mom Jeans from Nordstrom? For the bargain price of $95, you can let everyone know […]
Oprah Hints at Presidential Run: 5 Reasons She’d Be the Best President Ever
Oprah took a stab at breaking the internet this week with a newly released interview in which she discusses the possibility of a run for president. In an interview with Bloomberg TV, Oprah seemed to suggest that the election of Donald Trump made her realize being president wasn’t such a crazy […]
Even Dating Websites Are Getting Political In Trump’s America
My husband has many amazing qualities, but the one I find myself appreciating more and more lately is that he did not vote for Donald Trump. We share many of the same values, which include not being racist, xenophobic, homophobic, or sexist. I’m so glad I found him back in those […]
Fox News Doles Out Marriage Advice Just As Obnoxious As You’d Expect
This may shock you, but Fox News recently aired a segment that was out of touch, out of date and pretty damn sexist. Weird, right? I almost couldn’t believe it myself, but then I remembered that Fox lets people say sexist stuff on-air basically all the time. Oh, and there […]
Brazilians Invent New Way To Make Our Lady Parts Uncomfortable: Electrical Tape Bikinis
Can someone please tell me what’s up with Brazil wanting to inflict pain on our lady parts? First they gave us the Brazilian wax, a way to return your vulva to its prepubescent state (by mercilessly ripping out each and every hair). Some call it a beauty treatment; I call […]
Trump’s Inauguration Confirms This Hasn’t All Been an Episode of Punk’d
Well, it’s official. Donald Trump is now officially our nation’s first orange president. If you watched his inauguration speech today, your ears are probably still bleeding. I managed to power through the address by not making direct eye contact with my TV and also keeping the volume as low as […]