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22 Brutal Tweets About Husbands And Wives In An Unofficial Battle Of The Spouses

Our spouses are our best friends, our rocks, our boo thangs forever-ever. It’s just that sometimes, we want to hug them around the neck. With leather clad hands. Tight. Tighter. So tight that their arms go limp. We would never do it, of course, but marriage means keeping the spark alive by acting just batshit enough that they believe we would.

This ultimate, and very much unofficial, spouse-off includes 25 brutal tweets from the funny hubses and wifeys of Twitter. Think of these as an affectionate rap battle where you call the other person an asshole, but lovingly.

 

 

 

 

Brutal indeed.