Tag: front farts

After gaining weight, I can no longer just casually lift a leg to let a little gas quietly escape. Nope. Now it crawls up front and pops out like the 4th of July.

Humor

No One Told Me Gaining Weight Would Mean This

by Sammiches Guest Writer

Gaining weight means I can’t just casually lift a leg & let a little gas quietly slip out anymore. Nope, now it crawls out the front and sounds like pop rocks.