Have you ever taken your kiddo to a restaurant and, minutes later, regretted that decision because your child is bored or refuses to “sit nicely?” Because — suddenly — they aren’t hungry, and nothing on the kids menu will do? Nothing seems palatable or appealing.
“I don’t like mac & cheese,” they cry. “No! I don’t want it. I don’t want anything!”
(Yeah. I’ve been there.)
Well, good news: a deli in Pennsylvania heard these cries and created a kids’ menu perfect for the pickiest eaters. You see, while most children’s menus offer four or five meals— with foods ranging from hot dogs and grilled cheese to chicken strips — it is the names of said meals at Front Street Deli that set them apart. Because at Front Street, kids don’t order fish sticks and fries — they order the “I don’t want that.”
The menu, shared by Reddit user nabbed, has garnered thousands of reactions and comments because of its brutal and hilarious honesty.
Of course, I’m sure your child could simply ask for some chicken, but now every kiddo can place an order — whether they want to or not.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go make my daughter the “I’m not hungry.” I’ll let you know how we make out!