You’d think Disney would have learned their lesson about acknowledging the presence of the gay agenda. Remember when they offered the same benefits to same-sex couples as they did to straight couples and the Southern Baptists boycotted the whole corporation? It has taken them 20 years to recover. Disneys both […]
Author: Rhiannon Giles
The Internet Is Smitten With Giraffe Labor and Delivery Live Feed – NSFW?
An extremely pregnant giraffe named April has stolen the hearts and productivity of the internet. April, a 15-year-old reticulated giraffe, resides at the Animal Adventure Park in Harpursville, NY, where she is due to give birth to her fourth baby any day now. In order to raise awareness of the […]
The Cincinnati Zoo Has Made Us All Fall in Love With Fiona the Premature Hippo
In January, the Cincinnati Zoo confirmed the pregnancy of its 17-year-old Nile Hippopotamus, Bibi, via the world’s first ultrasound image of a hippo fetus. Evidently, bribing a 3,000-pound hippo to stand still while you press a wand all over her belly is about as easy as convincing my toddler to […]
Dear New York Times: They Went to Protest, Not to Actual War
In the early 1940s, when nearly 16 million of our nation’s men went to war, the women of America stepped up to fill the jobs that had traditionally been held by men. Women worked with engineers, built planes, and yes, Rosie even riveted. In 2017 the men had their chance […]
Bye, Ringling: 10 Mostly Clown-Free Alternatives to the Circus
As news broke that Ringling Bros is shutting their tarps and hanging up their top hats, the reactions were mixed. While many people consider the circus an annual event and will mourn the end of a tradition, others are celebrating the closure and subsequent rehoming of the animals they consider […]
According to a Utah High School’s Horribly Sexist Assignment, I Am an Awful F**king Date
A Salt Lake City mother posted a photo of her teenager’s homework assignment on Facebook, and we are both appalled and not surprised at the same time. The “Purposes of Dating” lesson plan is part of Utah Education Network’s (UEN) Adult Roles and Financial Literacy curriculum. The “Girls Paper [sic]” […]
Toddler Rescues Brother from Fallen Dresser: Please Stop Judging and Start Anchoring Your Furniture
A video of a toddler pushing a fallen dresser off of his twin brother is making the internet rounds. As the two-year-olds are playing in their room during what appear to be the early morning hours, they climb their mostly empty dresser drawers and pull the whole thing over on […]
The ‘2016: The Movie’ Trailer Is Here and I For One Would Love a Full-Length Film
Remember way back in January 2016? Back when we were so naive and hopeful. A time when a much larger percentage of the celebrities we love were still alive. The halcyon days of yore, when Donald Trump was still a terrible joke paving the way to our first woman president. […]