Well, there’s good news for those who might still be feeling a lil’ salty about a past relationship that ended badly. A zoo in El Paso gave the opportunity to have your ex “cockroached” and fed to a meerkat last year, and they’re hinting that they will be doing it again.
The El Paso zoo made headlines for offering the unique opportunity to have a cockroach named after your ex, and then given to a meerkat as a Valentine’s day meal. The whole thing was livestreamed on Facebook.
The process for the “Quit Bugging Me” meerkat event went like this: Message the zoo on Facebook with your ex’s name, and then wait to watch the whole thing on February 14th. How romantic! Viewers can see it on Facebook or on the zoo’s webpage. The names were even made public a few days beforehand.
Imagine if you and your ex both submitted each other? KISMET!
Well, the zoo is hinting toward another go round, making eager commenters very happy to throw their exes under the bus… er, into the meerkat’s mouth.
Honestly, it’s the perfect way to commemorate your trash ex. Seems like a great way to get some closure and to feel a few minutes of sweet revenge, without all the legal hassle of keying the MF-er’s car.
So if you have an ex who could use a little nudge out of your life and into the jaws of an animal, then message the zoo to be included. Buy yourself a little something nice and feast on chocolate as you watch the whole thing play out on Facebook. Hell, you could even grab one for your soon-to-be-divorced friend! The possibilities are truly endless.