By Briton Underwood of Punk Rock Papa
A man in Portland has combined his morning cup of coffee with pleasing his spouse. Jeremy “X,” 26, of Portland, Oregon, has created the Kegel Cup. His Kegel Cup, not to be confused with the K Cup, is categorized as an “herbal tampon” and provides an energy boost for both its user and their loving partner.
Using grounds from Non-GMO, Organic, Coffee Bean Association approved beans, Jeremy has “brewed” a trend in progressive Portlandia. In a city known for youths willing to stick anything inside their bodies as long as it is eco-friendly, Jeremy is giving young couples a morning boost they need.
“With the rise of health conscious individuals, I wanted to combine acts of love with functionality. I have basically just found a way people can have their cup of coffee in the morning, pleasure their spouse, and go about their day, happy and relaxed,” says Jeremy about his product.
Scientists are not amused and have put out warnings to individuals who might try this new trend. Some scientists have gone as far as to say Jeremy’s Kegel cup is distasteful and dangerous. Jeremy, in response to his product being called “distasteful,” goes on further to say, “Those scientists have clearly never had a Kegel Cup. It’s quite tasteful.”
Currently, Jeremy’s product is in the prototype phase. He hopes to get in touch with coffee bean growers in Brazil to create a direct supplier. He also has plans to try and get his product into local Starbucks stores. Citing their constant desire to do whatever makes their customers happy, Jeremy believes his Kegel Cup would be a great addition to their menu.
In the meantime, He says he will continue home brewing with his love partner, Shilah, using coffee beans from the local Whole Foods. So far, he offers a medium and dark roast herbal tampon. You can find his product on his Etsy page, Wake Up With Me Inside You.
About the Author
Briton Underwood, better known as Punk Rock Papa, is a parent above all else. When he gets sick of being at their beck and call, he likes to escape to his page or site. He writes about any and everything he wants, but mainly about his twin boys or his newest addition- another boy. He also would like the world to know he has a beautiful wife, because the couch isn’t that comfy. You can find him on Facebook and Twitter.