What would a report card from The School of Life look like for me?
When asked why she didn’t report the incident to authorities, the woman quietly replied, “If you were a woman, you’d know.”
Gwyneth Paltorow is all sorts of something else. Here are her top, most GOOP-y moments.
Never doubt the strength and physical superpowers of women. We’ve been through some shit, and still manage to look good and stay cool.
The last time I hoovered an entire pan of brownies guilt-free, I was five and still believed my mother that Husky Girls’ Clothing was for kids who like dogs.
And remember to extend this kindness to yourself. You are also doing great and deserve a pat on the back, too.
I’m saving up all my fucks to give about fashion until I’m in that “Grandma” phase of life, at which point – lock up your men, boo.
10. Finish decorating my underground bunker. Stock up on food that doesn’t expire and bottled water.