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Area Woman Forced to See Yet Another Unimpressive Penis
When asked why she didn’t report the incident to authorities, the woman quietly replied, “If you were a woman, you’d know.”
10 Times Gwyneth Paltrow was GOOP-y AF
Gwyneth Paltorow is all sorts of something else. Here are her top, most GOOP-y moments.
10 Memes That Show How Moms Are Physical Superhumans
Never doubt the strength and physical superpowers of women. We’ve been through some shit, and still manage to look good and stay cool.
How to Lose Weight with Zero Deprivation: The EZ Bake Oven Diet
The last time I hoovered an entire pan of brownies guilt-free, I was five and still believed my mother that Husky Girls’ Clothing was for kids who like dogs.
21 Supportive AF Memes For Moms Who Need It
And remember to extend this kindness to yourself. You are also doing great and deserve a pat on the back, too.
15 Memes That Show How Mom Fashion Is On A Whole Different Level
I’m saving up all my fucks to give about fashion until I’m in that “Grandma” phase of life, at which point – lock up your men, boo.
10 Plans That I, A Basic White Girl, Have For Fall
10. Finish decorating my underground bunker. Stock up on food that doesn’t expire and bottled water.