We have a few guarantees in life: death, taxes, and an inevitable invasion of our Facebook newsfeeds on and around Valentine’s Day, when the love-struck masses make melodramatic — and incredibly public — proclamations of love and devotion to their significant other. You know, those ones where someone posts a lengthy ode to their relationship […]
Alright folks, I know time is short, but I promise you can do better than stale chocolates and cheap cards. The best gifts are the ones that require a tiny bit of thinking about what your Valentine enjoys. Don’t worry, I’m going to break this down so you can look thoughtful AF even though you’ve waited […]
Just tone it down a bit so we don’t look like such hot messes, m’kay? Thanks! Love you!
This is just love’s version of not fitting into those pre-pregnancy jeans. Not bad — just different.
Willy Wanker, head (giggle) of operations at Let’s Get Cocky™, says that his Penis Pals™ have been “selling like hot cocks.”
What could be more romantic than watching your cockroach of an ex get devoured by a zoo animal?
I just want to spend my February 14th in comforting, self-loathing isolation without having to worry about some insensitive jackass sending me flowers.
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] OOOOH MY LAWD! Tomorrow is the big day!!! 50 Shades of Grey is finally going to hit the big screen!!! Okay, I really don’t care, but I know a multitude of women are primed to go watch this flick, and it’s very likely their significant others are going to cash in […]