This is just love’s version of not fitting into those pre-pregnancy jeans. Not bad — just different.
Willy Wanker, head (giggle) of operations at Let’s Get Cocky™, says that his Penis Pals™ have been “selling like hot cocks.”
What could be more romantic than watching your cockroach of an ex get devoured by a zoo animal?
I just want to spend my February 14th in comforting, self-loathing isolation without having to worry about some insensitive jackass sending me flowers.
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] OOOOH MY LAWD! Tomorrow is the big day!!! 50 Shades of Grey is finally going to hit the big screen!!! Okay, I really don’t care, but I know a multitude of women are primed to go watch this flick, and it’s very likely their significant others are going to cash in […]