It’s finally summer and you’re exactly where you want to be: in a crowded, dingy bar eating overpriced garbage and drinking watered down whiskey.
Tag: vaccine
Should You Get the Vaccine or Trust the Guy Who Snorts WD-40 While Taking a Dump?
We are living in unprecedented times. There’s no question that Covid-19 has taken a toll on our mental, physical, and emotional health. The virus has shut down businesses, overtaxed healthcare workers, put a financial strain on small business owners, forced parents into the hell known as e-learning, and killed over […]
Dear Pandemic, It’s Not You, It’s Me (Well, It’s Kind of You Too)
Dear Pandemic, it’s almost time to break up, and I’m a little sad. I’ll miss not having to wear pants, but once we’re vaccinated, we’ll be bidding farewell.