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Sorry, Kids, Santa Is Social Distancing This Year

December 16, 2020 By Mock Mom

Yes, Santa’s magical powers enable him to creep on every child in one night, but we just don’t know if Santa has been washing his hands for the full A-B-C song.

Yes, Santa’s magical powers enable him to creep on every child in one night, but we just don’t know if Santa has been washing his hands for the full A-B-C song.

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: Christmas, christmas gifts, covid, covid-19 humor, parenting humor, santa, satire, unicorns

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