Happy end of February, and cheers to March! Seriously, who needs counseling when you have 140 characters?
A snack can usually fit in your purse and act as an emotional support companion wherever you go.
I’d say that if I could go back and learn it again to prepare, I would, but honestly I’d probably just fail it then too.
If there’s one thing you can count on year-round, it’s the endless supply of fuckery and nonsense, courtesy of your children.
If you have your family in the car, you’re simply one high-pitched wail away from accidentally hitting the wrong pedal and slamming into a dumpster.
If you’ve used emails or worked in an office, then chances are, you’re familiar with this culture. The strange, modern culture of the email exchange.
Have fun living that #domesticAF life, full of chores, simple pleasures, and mind-numbing, crippling boredom.
If it’s on sale for a good price, we don’t care what it is – we love it, and it’s ours!