I’d personally love to trade this all in for the very mundane, boring, no-surprises shitshow I was cultivating before.
Tag: tweets
18 Tweets That Show We’re NOT Prepared to Homeschool
Sure you have no clue what you’re doing and you’re always on the edge- but isn’t that the case with all aspects of your life?
15 Tweets About the Sh*tshow Circus That Is Tiger King
Right in the midst of a hellish pandemic and associated condom shortage, a gleaming beacon of fuckery shone in the distance and it’s name was Tiger King. Netflix dropped the instant classic Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness and it was just what we needed to cleanse our palate from […]
Funniest Tweets from Parents to Prepare You for March
To say this year was a shitshow is a total understatement. We watched the Covid-19 crisis go from wtf to WTF in record time.
Hilarious Tweets About The Irresistible Urge to Leave Civilization Completely
To say that the world right now is a dumpster fire would be an insult to flaming dumpsters.
12 of the Funniest Tweets from Parents in February
Happy end of February, and cheers to March! Seriously, who needs counseling when you have 140 characters?
15 Hysterical Tweets About How Snacks Make the World Go ‘Round
A snack can usually fit in your purse and act as an emotional support companion wherever you go.
Hilarious Tweets About the Nightmare of Helping Kids with Math
I’d say that if I could go back and learn it again to prepare, I would, but honestly I’d probably just fail it then too.