Kids continue to be kids, and parents continue to roast the shit out of them for it on Twitter, just like the good lord intended.
Enjoy this time while it lasts, considering that the next few holidays are all about family togetherness, and there’s truly nothing more bone-chilling or spine-tingling than that!
And never forget the festive glory of stealing candy from your kids. It’s the one tradition we can keep, after all!
Kids gonna be kids, and life’s gonna be life, so at the very least, we can gather some laughs in the void wasteland that is living in 2020.›‹
What they don’t tell you on Pinterest is that cooking or baking with your kids is basically a recipe for frustration and rage…
As summer 2020 wraps up, it seems we’re still no closer to getting our shit together, and I mean that collectively, as in the human race as a whole.
Let’s raise our glasses to the parents just trying to do their best and get through the gut-wrenching agony of it all.
Beer is unlike other booze in the sense that it goes down so smooth that it almost feels like you aren’t just drinking alcohol in the middle of the day, at this child’s birthday party.