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Tag: toilet paper
5 Types of People We Can All Agree Should Go to Hell
Unfortunately, you either know someone who fits in one or more of these categories, or you do YOURSELF.
8 Alternatives to Use When You Run Out of Toilet Paper
As we started to run low, I started testing alternatives to toilet paper knowing that the end of our stash was coming soon.
Undercover Journalist Unveils Nefarious Toilet Paper Scandal
Within weeks, you could spot only tumbleweeds rolling down the paper product aisles. One could say, we were up shit’s creek without a paddle.
18 Ways Toilet Paper Will Save Your Life During the Viral Apocalypse
Create a tapestry of despondence and self-loathing. Add human blood for a pop of color.