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Tag: satire
Cool Tricks I Can Do with My Postpartum Body
By Ingrid Podwil Lately, there’s been a lot of great postpartum body positivity circulating the internet, like Meghan Markle not hiding her post-baby bump in her portrait with Prince Harry and their son Archie. I thought I’d add some neat tricks to the pile of postpartum positivity. 1. All my […]
First Support Group Meeting for People Who Hate Shorts a Success
By Samantha Labriola of Mother Haggard The first support group meeting for people who hate wearing shorts in summer took place last week to an astounding turnout, filling the St. Ignatius Church basement hall to near capacity. “You can still enjoy summer and the hot weather even if you don’t […]
Things I’ve Said to My 3 YO Son That I’ve Also Said to Men I’ve Dated
“No, I don’t want to role play Spiderman rescues Princess Leia for the fourth night in a row.”
4 YO Breaks World Record for Asking Most Questions During a Movie
“We only had to listen to the recording once,” the head of the committee told us. “We couldn’t take another second of that shit.”
How to Spot and Survive Fanatical Sports Parents
Look for parents who are always hitting, shooting, throwing, and/or kicking balls. Playing with kids might be optional, but bragging is not.
McDonald’s Is Revamping Its Menu to Include More “Instagrammable” Options
“Most of our menu items can be reused as paperweights,” he said. “Or passed along to kids to be used as high-end toy food.”
So You’re Thinking of Giving Your Seat to That Pregnant Woman on the Train…
Maybe she’s just wearing a puffy coat. You’d be insulting her if you offered your seat and it turns out she wasn’t pregnant, but just had a huge breakfast.