She jumped up off the bed, gave all the medical staff a high five for fixing her problems, and left the hospital while proudly chanting her college alma mater.
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Hospital Patient Eats Entire Meal, Staff in Shock
This week, a longtime nurse in the maternity ward at Our Lady of Perpetual Stress witnessed a patient devouring her evening meal. “At first I assumed she was eating an overpriced dinner from the restaurant across the street,” said the nurse. “But I didn’t spot a single take-out container […]