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Tag: politics
GOP Lawmakers React to President Trump Punching Baby
“Let’s wait and see where the facts take us. We don’t even know what role the baby played in making all this come about.”
Trump on a Stump Will Bully Your Kids Into Good Behavior This Holiday Season
According to a press release, Trump on a Stump™ will “definitely, almost 100% make all the bad, bad brats be very, very goodly good this holiday season.”
Popular Makeup Company to Release Entire Line of Trump-Inspired Bronzers and Self-Tanners
A Sephorror rep tells us that the shades offered will range from “ignorantly unsubtle” to “in-your-face obnoxious.”
“Innocent” Childhood Games That Are to Blame for Mass Murders
Maybe people weren’t hugged enough as kids. Maybe they were hugged too much.
Trump’s 2020 Campaign Strategy May Include Building a Giant Wall Around Pete Buttigieg
It seems that Pete Buttigieg is driving President Donald Trump up the wall. Or, rather, driving him to build another one.
Political Swimwear Makes Another YUGE Splash and WTF Why?
This “Shocked Trump” one-piece swimsuit is about to ruin summer for the second year in a row.
One of the “Good Guys” Steps Down, and the World Asks Where We Draw the Line
Dammit. I knew it was coming, and yet I still had hope. Right up until the moment Al Franken took the floor of the Senate today. The whole 11-minute speech is well worth watching or reading, but allow me to present for you its beating heart: I, of all people, […]