If you’re not from The Great Lakes state or dabble in gubernatorial trivia, you probably not familiar with Gretchen Whitmer AKA Big Gretch AKA That Woman From Michigan.
There is currently an investigation looking into who vandalized the book through Amazon’s fulfillment center.
“That little green freak obviously works for the radical left. SORE LOSERS.”
“Let’s wait and see where the facts take us. We don’t even know what role the baby played in making all this come about.”
According to a press release, Trump on a Stump™ will “definitely, almost 100% make all the bad, bad brats be very, very goodly good this holiday season.”
A Sephorror rep tells us that the shades offered will range from “ignorantly unsubtle” to “in-your-face obnoxious.”
Maybe people weren’t hugged enough as kids. Maybe they were hugged too much.
It seems that Pete Buttigieg is driving President Donald Trump up the wall. Or, rather, driving him to build another one.