A snack can usually fit in your purse and act as an emotional support companion wherever you go.
You won’t even know how bad you’re really doing until 20 years down the road. It’s practically a rite of passage!
I’d say that if I could go back and learn it again to prepare, I would, but honestly I’d probably just fail it then too.
How many organs have they eaten today? Were they meat or pianos? Are your pianos vegan?
“Before you do anything with your child, stop and ask yourself, ‘Did I read the online advice first?’”
Luckily, we all can recognize that this time of year is a shitshow. An expensive, joyous, and sparkling shitshow.
Motherhood is a wild ride and helps turn us into badass women with hearts of gold.
Everyone could use a laugh after Halloween while they’re wrangling their kids off the ceiling all hopped up on Jolly Ranchers and mini Twix bars.