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parenting satire

Stop Using Easter as an Excuse to Torture Baby Chickens

March 28, 2020 By Mock Mom

How would you like to be boiled alive and then fully submerged in a tub of dyes, chemicals, and vinegar?

How would you like to be boiled alive and then fully submerged in a tub of dyes, chemicals, and vinegar?

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: coronavirus, easter eggs, easter humor, easter satire, egg coloring, parenting satire, vegan

Your Toddler’s Quarantine Schedule

March 21, 2020 By Mock Mom

11:50 Unroll your family’s 3rd to last roll of toilet paper. Drag it through mystery puddle.

11:50 Unroll your family’s 3rd to last roll of toilet paper. Drag it through mystery puddle.

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: coronavirus humor, parenting satire, quarantine schedule, social distancing

Potty Training Log: A Qwest of Adventure

February 13, 2020 By Mock Mom

Deck Cadet went the entire day in dry undies and even managed to deposit a stool sample within the confines of a Target bathroom.

Deck Cadet went the entire day in dry undies and even managed to deposit a stool sample within the confines of a Target bathroom.

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: parenting satire, potty training adventure, potty training humor, potty training log, potty training satire

Mom of 3 Grocery Shops Alone, Actually Gets Sh*t Done for Once

February 6, 2020 By Mock Mom

I breezed through the cereal aisle. Normally I have to field multiple requests for Sugar Smack Bomb cereal.

I breezed through the cereal aisle. Normally I have to field multiple requests for Sugar Smack Bomb cereal.

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: grocery shopping, humor, mom life, parenting humor, parenting satire, shopping

Kids Won’t Put Shoes Away? This Child Psychologist Has the Answer

January 16, 2020 By Mock Mom

“Just burn those motherfuckers,” she stated in an article recently published in Kids Psych Weekly. “Preferably while your kids are watching."

“Just burn those motherfuckers,” she stated in an article recently published in Kids Psych Weekly. “Preferably while your kids are watching.”

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: how to put shoes away, kids put shoes away, parenting satire, why won't kids put shoes away

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