How would you like to be boiled alive and then fully submerged in a tub of dyes, chemicals, and vinegar?
parenting satire
Your Toddler’s Quarantine Schedule
11:50 Unroll your family’s 3rd to last roll of toilet paper. Drag it through mystery puddle.
Potty Training Log: A Qwest of Adventure
Deck Cadet went the entire day in dry undies and even managed to deposit a stool sample within the confines of a Target bathroom.
Mom of 3 Grocery Shops Alone, Actually Gets Sh*t Done for Once
I breezed through the cereal aisle. Normally I have to field multiple requests for Sugar Smack Bomb cereal.
Kids Won’t Put Shoes Away? This Child Psychologist Has the Answer
“Just burn those motherfuckers,” she stated in an article recently published in Kids Psych Weekly. “Preferably while your kids are watching.”