How would you like to be boiled alive and then fully submerged in a tub of dyes, chemicals, and vinegar?
11:50 Unroll your family’s 3rd to last roll of toilet paper. Drag it through mystery puddle.
Deck Cadet went the entire day in dry undies and even managed to deposit a stool sample within the confines of a Target bathroom.
I breezed through the cereal aisle. Normally I have to field multiple requests for Sugar Smack Bomb cereal.
“Just burn those motherfuckers,” she stated in an article recently published in Kids Psych Weekly. “Preferably while your kids are watching.”