If you have your family in the car, you’re simply one high-pitched wail away from accidentally hitting the wrong pedal and slamming into a dumpster.
Tag: parenting humor
Winter Toddler Activities That Will Take Less Time Than Getting Him Into His Snowsuit
Decide to move to Norway. Hope everyone is willing to help get your son into his snow clothes! It takes a village and they’re into Democratic Socialism, right?
15 of the Funniest Tweets in December 2019
Thanks for the memories, but we sure won’t miss you. See you next year when we get together and do it all again!
Quotes from Real Human Dads at 2:11 AM When the New Baby’s Screaming Again
“Did our other kids do this? Why are you looking at me like that?”
12 Funny and Relatable Tweets About Mall Santa
Who else can you fake call all through November and December to get your kids to brush their damn teeth?
Hilariously Spot-On Memes About How Much Yelling Parenting Involves
At least we have the nightly ritual of telling ourselves it will be better tomorrow.
How I Spend My Day, As Imagined By My Seven-Year-Old Son
This video game for adults is so much fun. I’m sure my kids would like it too, but I won’t let them play it because I like being mean.
These Funny Tweets About Shopping At The Mall Will Have You LOL-ing
Although the mall is a trial, just remember: You are strong and can do hard things.