Thanks for the memories, but we sure won’t miss you. See you next year when we get together and do it all again!
Tag: parenting humor
“Did our other kids do this? Why are you looking at me like that?”
You could always set up an industrial Hazmat foyer for decontaminating your kids every time they enter the house.
Who else can you fake call all through November and December to get your kids to brush their damn teeth?
At least we have the nightly ritual of telling ourselves it will be better tomorrow.
This video game for adults is so much fun. I’m sure my kids would like it too, but I won’t let them play it because I like being mean.
Although the mall is a trial, just remember: You are strong and can do hard things.
Who knew Brad Pitt’s body of work so aligned with my life? Now if only he could make movies called “Why Is This Wet?” and “My Best Friend, Chocolate.”