So if you see us in our pajamas through the window eating a full box of dry cake mix screaming the ABC’s at our kids, mind ya business!
A great gift for new moms, this book pairs perfectly with a bottle of Merlot and a genuine sense of humor.
To say this March was a shitshow is a total understatement. We watched the Covid-19 crisis go from wtf to WTF in record time.
For best results, just make what you like and tell everyone else to fuck off and fend for themselves!
You won’t even know how bad you’re really doing until 20 years down the road. It’s practically a rite of passage!
I breezed through the cereal aisle. Normally I have to field multiple requests for Sugar Smack Bomb cereal.
If there’s one thing you can count on year-round, it’s the endless supply of fuckery and nonsense, courtesy of your children.
If you have your family in the car, you’re simply one high-pitched wail away from accidentally hitting the wrong pedal and slamming into a dumpster.