I’d personally love to trade this all in for the very mundane, boring, no-surprises shitshow I was cultivating before.
the pandemic has changed us, but that’s bound to happen when you’re living through a historical event that strips you of your God-given right to cough on strange bitches in a crowded pub.
So if you see us in our pajamas through the window eating a full box of dry cake mix screaming the ABC’s at our kids, mind ya business!
Within weeks, you could spot only tumbleweeds rolling down the paper product aisles. One could say, we were up shit’s creek without a paddle.
12.) Should I cut my own hair? I will cut my own hair.
Not all senior citizens have access to the internet or patience to use a smartphone. Why aren’t retailers in the US doing this?