Withhold affection from your child, then one day begin to say the words, “I love you,” but never
let the word “love” fall from your lips.
Tag: mom humor
How To Avoid Other Parents At The Playground
You went through all of that trouble just to have a potential 30-minute break while your kid finds someone else to play with.
Guided Meditation For Parents Who Want To Be Chill, But Are Actually Ticking Timebombs
Whatever your toddler is drinking probably isn’t so very dangerous and poison control is tired of hearing from you anyway.
The Best Lipstick Shades That Say “I Used to Be Good At Blowies!”
That doesn’t mean that there’s not still a sexy spark deep within my epiglottis that longs for the good old days of dating and fellating.
Is That a Banana in His Pocket or Does He Find Your Toddler-Booger-Laden Sweats Sexy?
Men are sexually attracted to their burnt-out, exasperated, at-the-end-of-their-proverbial-rope female partners now more than ever.
The Sh*tastrophe That Is Online-Dating After You’ve Been Married
As I was going through these well-meaning but not-right-for-me dudes, I realized I have a set of criteria.
6 Ways to Stop Comparing Yourself to Other, Clearly Superior Moms
Comparing ourselves to others is a recipe for unhappiness, even if you are the best mom in the world.
My 408-Month-Old Can’t See Things That Are Right in Front of Him
A tendency to look for things orally which entails asking a female cohabitant where something is located instead of doing a more thorough search