Other considerations for countertop placement included the empty juice container from the fridge and the empty cracker box in the pantry.
Tag: marriage humor
Marriage Is Disgusting. That’s a Good Thing
The other morning around 5 am, I was about to get under the covers after getting up to pee (without shutting the door). As I began to crawl into the comfortably warm bed, my husband let out a long, drawn-out, high-pitched fart. Now maybe the more refined among you would […]
Half-Hearted Attempts At Helping Your Significant Other Find A Missing Remote Control: A Guide
Act like it’s never happened before, even though it’s a regular occurrence in that disaster area known as the family room.
This ‘Tailgating Support Group’ for Husbands of Target Shoppers Is Everything
Hilarious dads capture the essence of marriage in ‘Husbands of Target’ tailgating parody.
Woman Claims Poo-Pourri Is the Key to a Happy Marriage
During a recent study regarding contributing factors to long, successful marriages, one local woman surprised many with her claim to marriage bliss. While many cited things such as communication, cleanliness, mutual respect, and sex as the greatest recipes to the best of partnerships, Mary Carson credits the product Poo-Pourri […]