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Tag: Life
New Facebook Freedom Support Group Will Help You Break Your Addiction
Make sure your Facebook app is up-to-date. We can’t help you break free of Facebook if you’re using an outdated version of our app.
Most Obvious Survey Ever Shows Parents Eat Kids’ Halloween Candy
A survey found that 78% of American parents steal their kids’ candy, and 28% actually eat more of it than their kids do.
20 Funny Tweets That Capture the Pleasure and Pain of Summertime
Summertime is a season with its own challenges. Luckily, most of these are as hilarious as they are frustrating!
He Protected Me From The Grave
She sat quietly on my bed, trying to calm my tears, as I wept into the pillow. We barely knew each other, but as my new roommate she was aware that my dad had recently died. She had heard me crying and came to check on me. I finally felt myself […]
How My Split Second Instincts Saved Me From My Attacker
He targeted me the moment I sat down. Did I look like easy prey as I was rushing to work? Unaware of him at first, I found a seat and took out my phone to listen to music on the way uptown. As the express five train left the hustle […]
Oh No! You Own Pit Bulls?!
Technically, I own a Pit Bull mix and an American Bully, but people see their square heads and colors and “OMG you own vicious dogs” is what I get. They don’t take a second to ask me about them, nor do they watch my dogs’ body language to see if […]
Dear Pre-Baby Me: You Already Know What Love Is
Dear Pre-Baby Me: There’s this thing you’ve been hearing from people lately. Good people. Well-meaning people. People you love, people you respect, and even people you don’t even know. They all say the same thing: “You don’t know what love is until you have a child.” It’s a lovely notion, isn’t […]