You could always set up an industrial Hazmat foyer for decontaminating your kids every time they enter the house.
Tag: kids
15 Hilarious Tweets From Parents for October
Kids continue to be kids, and parents continue to roast the shit out of them for it on Twitter, just like the good lord intended.
I’m the Checked Out Mom on Her Phone But It’s Not What You Think
If you see me at a kids’ event and I seem anti-social, it’s not what you think. I suffer from chronic pain, and just being there is incredibly hard.
Crayola Celebrates Diversity With A New Line of Skin-Tone Color Crayons
The little girl in me who spent hours cooped up in her room with her coloring books is geeked!
Farewell Child – I Release That Which Doesn’t Serve Me
Ever since I read a coffee table book about meditation in 2008, I have recognized the immense importance of being spiritual.
12 Funny Memes About the Dinnertime Struggle
For best results, just make what you like and tell everyone else to fuck off and fend for themselves!
14 Hilarious Tweets That Prove Kids Are Creepy AF
If the quest for free time has taught us anything at all, it’s that the kids WILL find us, and they will most definitely say something weird.
Quotes from Real Human Dads at 2:11 AM When the New Baby’s Screaming Again
“Did our other kids do this? Why are you looking at me like that?”