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humorous christmas list

All I want for Christmas is two butt cheeks…

December 3, 2014 By Lola Lolita

…that are as plump as juicy peaches instead of as saggy as bags of rotten cottage cheese. Among other things. As our kids prepare their wishlists for Santa, I’m preparing a wishlist of my own, and it goes a little something like this. All I want for Christmas is: For the baby to sleep through […]

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