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Tag: humor
18 Christmas Memes to Get You into the Holiday Spirit
Luckily, we all can recognize that this time of year is a shitshow. An expensive, joyous, and sparkling shitshow.
12 Hilarious Tweets About Making Christmas Magical
Let’s all take a minute to appreciate all the hard work and effort that it took to make that magic happen.
12 Funny and Relatable Tweets About Mall Santa
Who else can you fake call all through November and December to get your kids to brush their damn teeth?
A Complete List of Items My Husband Asked Me to Help Him Find and Their Entirely Unsurprising Locations
This is not Endgame. You cannot claim, “I put it right here!” and expect to be able to go back in time to reclaim it.
Hilariously Spot-On Memes About How Much Yelling Parenting Involves
At least we have the nightly ritual of telling ourselves it will be better tomorrow.
16 “Mom Life” Realities As Told Through Brad Pitt Movie Titles
Who knew Brad Pitt’s body of work so aligned with my life? Now if only he could make movies called “Why Is This Wet?” and “My Best Friend, Chocolate.”
10 Memes That Show How Moms Are Physical Superhumans
Never doubt the strength and physical superpowers of women. We’ve been through some shit, and still manage to look good and stay cool.