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Tag: humor
A List Of Mildly Annoying Inconveniences To Wish Upon Your Enemies
Does life have you feeling ragey? Then this hilarious list of mildly annoying inconveniences to wish upon your enemies is for you!
I Accidentally Left My Phone at Home and Survived (Barely)
I don’t think I could find my own literal asshole if not for the map app on my phone.
Wanna Play A Game? How About 4-Year-Old Boy Or 84-Year-Old White Dude?
If you’re bored and looking to dick off on the internet, why not play the internet’s dumbest guessing game – 4-yo boy, or 84-yo white dude?
I’m a Proud Hockey Mom And You Should Know By Now That I Won’t Be Silenced
I DID chuck a chair, but I DID NOT intentionally hit one of the council women. I mean, I did hit her, I just didn’t mean to.
8 Ways to Dispose of Your Christmas Tree When You Hate Your Neighbors
Neighbors… can’t live with ’em, can’t bump ’em off without serious jail time, amirite?
Tales From the Dark Side of Holiday Cards Returned
It was an expensive card and I had to reorder another batch because I underestimated how many people my husband actually wanted to send the card to.
11 Hilarious Tweets About Un-Decorating After the Holidays
We’re talking lockdowns, New Years in our pajamas, and a lot of crossed fingers that 2021 won’t be such an absolute trashferno.