I had just finished manicuring the shrubs when a well-built man in his mid-thirties, wearing dri-fit Nike shorts and slip-on Vans, approached me.
Have you ever played that game “Would You Rather,” where someone gives you two horrendous options and you have to decide which of the two is slightly more bearable?
Oh how I long for the days when a fiver meant I had the world at my fingertips. I could literally buy all that AND a bag of chips.
So maybe this isn’t our year to get our eating in order or get into shape. Lord, deliver us from 2020!
So this Saturday, put on your Sperrys and get ready to rage at the 1st Annual Chad Lives Matter bash.
Make sure to give this a share so that you and your friends can all laugh too… after all, it’s far less weird to share a laugh than it is to share… well, anything these days.
By Joanna Owusu When I was eleven, my science class incubated chicken eggs and watched the chicks hatch. After the eggs hatched, the teacher let kids volunteer to take the chicks home. We weren’t a family with a lot of animals, but my parents let me take two home. Maybe because we didn’t have a […]
Act like it’s never happened before, even though it’s a regular occurrence in that disaster area known as the family room.