That doesn’t mean that there’s not still a sexy spark deep within my epiglottis that longs for the good old days of dating and fellating.
I guess I’m going to have to find another way to get my fitness on while simultaneously expressing my inner sexy beast.
Without Kombucha, our lives would have been like all other boring millennials, focused on rising the corporate ladder, saving for retirement, and paying off the mortgage.
Does life have you feeling ragey? Then this hilarious list of mildly annoying inconveniences to wish upon your enemies is for you!
I don’t think I could find my own literal asshole if not for the map app on my phone.
If you’re bored and looking to dick off on the internet, why not play the internet’s dumbest guessing game – 4-yo boy, or 84-yo white dude?
I DID chuck a chair, but I DID NOT intentionally hit one of the council women. I mean, I did hit her, I just didn’t mean to.
Neighbors… can’t live with ’em, can’t bump ’em off without serious jail time, amirite?