Once you have kids, New Year’s becomes painfully just like any other day where you struggle to stay up late and socialize with people.
Tag: holidays
18 Christmas Memes to Get You into the Holiday Spirit
Luckily, we all can recognize that this time of year is a shitshow. An expensive, joyous, and sparkling shitshow.
12 Hilarious Tweets About Making Christmas Magical
Let’s all take a minute to appreciate all the hard work and effort that it took to make that magic happen.
Trump on a Stump Will Bully Your Kids Into Good Behavior This Holiday Season
According to a press release, Trump on a Stump™ will “definitely, almost 100% make all the bad, bad brats be very, very goodly good this holiday season.”
Keep Your Jesus Lovin’ Candy Canes Out Of This School, Says Principal
Yep, you heard me right. Jennifer Sinclair, a school principal at the Manchester Elementary School in Nebraska, is making headlines after sending out a memo to her staff prohibiting Christmas-related symbols. What kind of “symbols,” you ask? Well, candy canes for starters because “the shape is a ‘J’ for Jesus.” […]
Surviving the Holidays with Toddlers
Holidays can make you want to pull your hair out. So can toddlers. Combine them and by the middle of December, your insides will burn like they’re at war with each other. You’ll be running around with leftover fruitcake crumbs stuck to your chin, babbling nonsense about never celebrating another holiday for the […]