Just tone it down a bit so we don’t look like such hot messes, m’kay? Thanks! Love you!
Tag: holidays
Tales From the Dark Side of Holiday Cards Returned
It was an expensive card and I had to reorder another batch because I underestimated how many people my husband actually wanted to send the card to.
Back Away From the Elf
I thought we were clear of the Elf on the Shelf, but my friends fell victim. Even my husbands wants to bring “the magic” into our home. NOPE.
Hilarious Tweets About the “Magic” of Holiday Decorating
In that sense, it’s a noble endeavor, and makes all the crap somewhat worthwhile.
Watch Me Snort This Snowman Confetti
Joy and merriment drip down into my teeth as I scroll past your pathetic #happyfallyall pics.
5 Types of People We Can All Agree Should Go to Hell
Unfortunately, you either know someone who fits in one or more of these categories, or you do YOURSELF.
17 Hilarious Memes About the Holiday Hangover
This period of time is like if Mercury retrograde decided to squat on your calendar with a wine and cheese hangover.
A Note from OSHA on Prepping Your House for a Santa Visit
Make sure your chimneys and door frames are up to code. If not, Santa may opt to skip your home, you derelict trash.