Just tone it down a bit so we don’t look like such hot messes, m’kay? Thanks! Love you!
It was an expensive card and I had to reorder another batch because I underestimated how many people my husband actually wanted to send the card to.
I thought we were clear of the Elf on the Shelf, but my friends fell victim. Even my husbands wants to bring “the magic” into our home. NOPE.
In that sense, it’s a noble endeavor, and makes all the crap somewhat worthwhile.
Joy and merriment drip down into my teeth as I scroll past your pathetic #happyfallyall pics.
Unfortunately, you either know someone who fits in one or more of these categories, or you do YOURSELF.
This period of time is like if Mercury retrograde decided to squat on your calendar with a wine and cheese hangover.
Make sure your chimneys and door frames are up to code. If not, Santa may opt to skip your home, you derelict trash.