Joy and merriment drip down into my teeth as I scroll past your pathetic #happyfallyall pics.
Unfortunately, you either know someone who fits in one or more of these categories, or you do YOURSELF.
This period of time is like if Mercury retrograde decided to squat on your calendar with a wine and cheese hangover.
Make sure your chimneys and door frames are up to code. If not, Santa may opt to skip your home, you derelict trash.
Once you have kids, New Year’s becomes painfully just like any other day where you struggle to stay up late and socialize with people.
Luckily, we all can recognize that this time of year is a shitshow. An expensive, joyous, and sparkling shitshow.
Let’s all take a minute to appreciate all the hard work and effort that it took to make that magic happen.
According to a press release, Trump on a Stump™ will “definitely, almost 100% make all the bad, bad brats be very, very goodly good this holiday season.”