This period of time is like if Mercury retrograde decided to squat on your calendar with a wine and cheese hangover.
Make sure your chimneys and door frames are up to code. If not, Santa may opt to skip your home, you derelict trash.
Once you have kids, New Year’s becomes painfully just like any other day where you struggle to stay up late and socialize with people.
Luckily, we all can recognize that this time of year is a shitshow. An expensive, joyous, and sparkling shitshow.
Let’s all take a minute to appreciate all the hard work and effort that it took to make that magic happen.
According to a press release, Trump on a Stump™ will “definitely, almost 100% make all the bad, bad brats be very, very goodly good this holiday season.”
Yep, you heard me right. Jennifer Sinclair, a school principal at the Manchester Elementary School in Nebraska, is making headlines after sending out a memo to her staff prohibiting Christmas-related symbols. What kind of “symbols,” you ask? Well, candy canes for starters because “the shape is a ‘J’ for Jesus.” According to FOX 42, Principal […]
Holidays can make you want to pull your hair out. So can toddlers. Combine them and by the middle of December, your insides will burn like they’re at war with each other. You’ll be running around with leftover fruitcake crumbs stuck to your chin, babbling nonsense about never celebrating another holiday for the rest of your life. Trust […]