You could always set up an industrial Hazmat foyer for decontaminating your kids every time they enter the house.
Tag: health
The Day I Sh*t Myself Thin
I secretly took 2 chocolate EX-LAX squares at bedtime. As I chewed them thoroughly, I felt some satisfaction, knowing that tomorrow would kickstart my weight loss.
105-Year-Old Survives Covid-19 with the Aid of Gin-Soaked Raisins
Apparently, each morning DeClerck indulges in 9 gin-soaked raisins that have been infusing in the booze for 9 days.
12 Hilarious Tweets About the Keto Diet
Despite where you fall on the debate about keto, at the very least we can have a few laughs at a diet that allows you to stuff your face with pot roast, as long as you don’t have pineapples for desert.
Dear Doctor Wilmer, Why Am I So Much Smarter Than You?
We take the health and wellness of our clients very seriously. Please accept our advice with your future health care providers and trust the expertise of medical professionals.
Rosé Covered Glasses – A Mindful Meditation
Life is fragile, and the parts that sparkle are all around, even when you can’t see them through your rosé covered glasses.
Regarding a Safe Return to School This Fall
Right now, we have an excellent opportunity to revolutionize the way in which public education is provided.
Must-See Budweiser Ad Celebrates Real MVPs During COVID-19
Our heroes have shifted from being the greatest athletes and celebrities to being everyday citizens that we once took for granted.