We have a few guarantees in life: death, taxes, and an inevitable invasion of our Facebook newsfeeds on and around Valentine’s Day, when the love-struck masses make melodramatic — and incredibly public — proclamations of love and devotion to their significant other. You know, those ones where someone posts a lengthy ode to their relationship […]
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10 Valentine’s Day Gifts to Buy Your Wife NOW To Avoid Ending Up At The Card Aisle Sausage Party
Alright folks, I know time is short, but I promise you can do better than stale chocolates and cheap cards. The best gifts are the ones that require a tiny bit of thinking about what your Valentine enjoys. Don’t worry, I’m going to break this down so you can look thoughtful AF even though you’ve waited […]
Valentines for My (Not So) Secret Lovers
Valentine’s Day sucks and makes more people sad than happy. So here are some real valentines I’d like to send out, like to Target. And Bradly Cooper.