Beer is unlike other booze in the sense that it goes down so smooth that it almost feels like you aren’t just drinking alcohol in the middle of the day, at this child’s birthday party.
April was very similar to March in the sense that it feels like we’re stuck in a Groundhog’s Day type of loop that has us all sitting around waiting for something (anything!) to happen
To say that the world right now is a dumpster fire would be an insult to flaming dumpsters.
I don’t often do the Twitter; it’s kind of a scary, weird world of I Have No Idea What’s Going On in Here (definitely not as scary and weird as Tumblr, but still). I have, however, found myself logging in more frequently lately, and OH MY GOD, are there some funny peeps on there. Like, […]