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Elf on the Shelf: Big Brother Is Watching

Forget spying on cell phone activity.  The government’s had this one in the works for quite some time now.  It’s brilliant, really.  Get over half the damn nation to put one of these f*ckers in their homes, thereby planting the bug themselves. GENIUS, I TELL YOU! It’s possible I’ve read […]